Geek Syndrome
Hey, I'm Luke. 18 years old, 6'1", French Canadian. I'm studying Earth science at Carleton University in Ottawa. See you around.
Reblogged from weirdscratchingnoise
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
Reblogged from thedevilwearsgeox
bitchiaintchochangimharleyquinn:
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
because reasons.
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNNNNNNNY
there is no reason this is funny i just is
Reblogged from eddiescouch
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
(Source: textsfromwhedonverse)
bones you don’t really need
Reblogged from pissedpup
- toe bones- annoying
- spine- very vulnerable to stabbing
- inner ear bones- how can you hear with bones in your ears??
- funny bone- not even a bone. stop lying.
- shoulder blades- not usable as weapons as the name suggests
Reblogged from teenage-fantasy-wasteland
omg no really but like one my favourite cast stories is the one I read about Karl stabbing Chris extra-hard with the prop hypos each take for revenge because Chris used to whack him in the face with his sausage hands during the breaks in between takes
sausage hands
Reblogged from paging-doctorfaggot
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
